Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Lyrics | Apologetix

It was many years ago

They say that the devil had a prank to play
He took job and picked him out a crowd

And took everything he had worthwhile
And then he introduced a group
Of friends he'd known for all those years
Who thought they were his only smart close friends

We're such impressive, loving, smart, close friends
We hope you'll let us join your job
We hope you'll let us join your job

Start confessin' all your darkest sins
Cause that's just what we need to know
Sorry for your job

It's partly cause we know we're
Probably your only smart close friends
There's something we can't see here
You're certainly in sin

There must be something wrong
With your relationship with God
Because of something that you've done

I don't really wanna talk, said Job
But I thought you might like to know
That this finger pointing thing is wrong
And I want you all to leave me alone

So let me be excused from you
I want a jury of my peers
I want a jury of my peers
And not some petty phony smart close friends

We're still here

What do you think
That you're trying to prove?
As you gang up and talk down to me?
Bending my ears, accusing me of wrong
With friends like that,who needs enemies?

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends
Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends

What did I do to deserve such a fate?
Was it murder or some evil thought?
How do I deal with the pressure and pain?
Are you sad because you're finally caught?
No!

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends
Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends

Did you cheat anybody?
I cheat nobody at all
Did you steal anybody?
That wasn't funny at all

Would you agree to a lie detector test?
Yes, I'm certain that I haven't don a crime
What if the police said you had to confess?
Go!
I would tell them that they'd lost their minds
Go!

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends
Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends

Did you beat anybody?
I just keep beating my breast
Do you need an attorney?
I need you to give it a rest

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends
Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends

Yes, so goodbye, you're little help now my friends
You're little help now my friends