Kesha Parody Lyrics | Kesha

Ke$ha Parody

KE$HA: Wake up in the morning more greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can miss up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequila and glitter
I’m spending every morning with my head on the shutter

Got vomit on my hair
But I’m too sick to care
Now I’m falling down the stairs
I pull myself of the floor,
Then I’m almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh crap, not again! It’s an intervention
It’s cool, I’m fine, I can stop at anytime
DAD: That’s a lie, you won’t try
Now you made your mother cry LOOK
MOM: OH OHOHOH OH OHOHOH
KE$HA: I’m outta here, this is queer, I just drank a couple beers
MOM: Don’t leave,
We love you, Even hired Dr. Drew
DREW: This pattern needs to end.
KE$HA: I think I have to puke again,
OH OH OHHH OHOHHH
So I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then there all go down the line talking about their feelings
BROTHER: It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with JACK.
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never give it back
DAD: Stop showing up your butt
You’re making young girls act like sluts
And you’re starting to have a beer gut, beer gut
DREW: This behavior is a dead end,
P. Diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
KE$HA: This is whack, I feel trapped
DREW: We want the old KE$HA back.
KE$HA: Screw you Dr. Drew and your stupid camera of crew
MOM: Hey you don’t have to shout. We’re just trying to help you out.
ALL (EXCEPT KE$HA AND DR. DREW): OH OH OOH OHOH OHOOOH
KE$HA: Ok, it’s time you now,
This is just a video
I don’t drink or pee in sinks
That’s what I want my fans to think
It’s all an act, and in fact, it’s even on my contract
ALL(EXCEPT KE$HA AND DR. DREW): OH OH OH OOOOOH OHOH
KE$HA: HAHAHAHHA…