My Dads Gone Crazy Feat Hailie Jade Lyrics | Eminem

My Dad's Gone Crazy

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?

Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!

Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me?

Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no mountain I can't climb,
there's no tower too high,
no plane that I can't learn how to fly what do
I gotta do to get through to you,
to show you there ain't nothin'
I can't take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls,
I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and
Bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall
with my framed autographed sunglasses
With Elton John's name
on my Glaad wall,
I'm out the closet, I've been lyin'
My ass off All this time
me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off
(Suck it, Marshall) .
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off
And launch one at these Russians and that's all blow
every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off.
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby, (My Dad's Lost It!)

There's really nothin' else to say
I... I can't explain it
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
A little help from Hailie Jade
Won't you tell 'em baby
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)

It's like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
and codeine and goddammit you little muthafucker
if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
·... uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick
chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks
per second, I'd rather put out a muthafuckin'
Gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch,
eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with
A clit ring
in my nose then quit bringin' my flows quit givin' me
My ammo.
Can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M. O.
I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more am
I the only fuckin' one who's
Normal any more?
(Hailie: Dad)

There's really nothin' else to say
I... I can't explain it
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
A little help from Hailie Jade
Won't you tell 'em baby
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)

My songs can make you cry,
Take you by surprise at the same time,
Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you're seein' is a genius at work,
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to
Misinterpret it at first cus
when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek,
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning
Twice
At once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on,
And kicked and hit with shit everytime
I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on.
More pain inside of my brain than
The eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade,
Standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather,
It's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and
That's pretty much the gist of it, the parents
are pissed but the kids love it.
9 millimeter heater stashed
In 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you,
I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

There's really nothin' else to say
I... I can't explain it
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
A little help from Hailie Jade
Won't you tell 'em baby
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
(Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy)

Crazy

(Hailie: Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy! )